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A few jokes to get you through the rest of the day…

A few jokes to get you through the rest of the day…

Three old ladies are sitting in a diner, chatting about various things. One lady says, “You know, I’m getting really forgetful. This morning, I was standing at the top of the stairs, and I couldn’t remember whether I had just come up or was about to go down. ” The second lady says, “You...


A Few Funnies!

A Few Funnies!

Quote of the day: Believe that life is worth living, and your belief will help create the fact – William James...


Funny one-liners

Funny one-liners

Posted in Dentist Cape Town / Dental Jokes / Fun Facts

*Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t. . *If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments. . *A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it. . *Did you know that...


I hate needles!

I hate needles!

The female dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a shot. “No way! No needles I hate needles!” the patient said. The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide and the man objects. “I can’t do the gas thing. The thought of having the gas mask on suffocates Me!” The...


The busy Dentist

The busy Dentist

Posted in Dentist Cape Town / Dental Jokes

A young Dentist had just started his own clinic. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. While sitting behind the reception desk, he saw a man come into the office. Wishing to appear “busy”, the dentist picked up the phone and started to pretend to book...


Oral Sex (PG-13)

Oral Sex (PG-13)

Posted in Dentist Cape Town / Dental Jokes / The Funny Dentist

The dentist version of Oral Sex. Although a bit below the belt, we thought this was really funny as one of our patients sent us this joke. Please note this is labeled PG-13 (Pariental Guidance)...


I’ll rather have a baby!

I’ll rather have a baby!

Posted in Dentist Cape Town / Dental Jokes / The Funny Dentist

A lady goes to the dentist. In the chair, the dentist notices a little brown spot on one of her teeth. “Aha, I’ll have to drill this one out!” says the dentist. “Oh no, I’d rather have a child!!!” cries the lady. “In that case, let me adjust the chair first,” replies the dentist....


Yellow teeth…

Yellow teeth…

Posted in Dentist Cape Town / Dental Jokes / The Funny Dentist

Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do? Dentist: Wear a brown tie…...