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A few jokes to get you through the rest of the day…

A few jokes to get you through the rest of the day…

Three old ladies are sitting in a diner, chatting about various things. One lady says, “You know, I’m getting really forgetful. This morning, I was standing at the top of the stairs, and I couldn’t remember whether I had just come up or was about to go down. ” The second lady says, “You...


Did you know…a snail has teeth on its …..

Did you know…a snail has teeth on its …..

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. Fun Facts for Kids� . 1. Did you know�Each person's teeth are unique! They can be used to identity a person just like fingerprints. . 2. Did you know�Enamel is the hardest part of the human body!Your teeth are as hard as rocks! . 3. Did you know�Some types of Sharks grow...


Test your Dental IQ

Test your Dental IQ

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Regular Dental Visits and a scrupulous home hygiene program can keep your breath fresh and your smile sweet. How's your D.I.Q? (Dental Intelligence Quotient). Take a Quiz and find out… Hover over pictures to view the answers. .1) Bad breath can be caused by build-up of plaque bacteria...


Laughter is sometimes the BEST medicine!

Laughter is sometimes the BEST medicine!

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Laughter – a gift we can give ourselves and others. Published on January 16, 2011 by Dr. Stephanie Sarkis, Ph.D. in Here, There, and Everywhere Humor really is our saving grace, and it helps keep us psychologically healthy… “Laugh as much as possible, always laugh. It’s the sweetest thing...



Test your Dental IQ

Test your Dental IQ

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Regular Dental Visits and a scrupulous home hygiene program can keep your breath fresh and your smile sweet. How's your D.I.Q? (Dental Intelligence Quotient). Take a Quiz and find out… Hover over pictures to view the answers. . 1) When requiring cosmetic dentistry, the first procedure to...


Cool ‘Hand’ Art

Cool ‘Hand’ Art

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. http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/61XY9w/www.illusionking.com/body-art-hand-animals/...


Monday monday…

Monday monday…

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http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/2bplLy/cocktailswithmom.com/2011/10/inspiring-picture-quotes/...


Test your Dental IQ

Test your Dental IQ

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Regular Dental Visits and a scrupulous home hygiene program can keep your breath fresh and your smile sweet. How's your D.I.Q? (Dental Intelligence Quotient). Take a Quiz and find out… Hover over pictures to view answers   1) The Nr.1 requested dental service by patients is: a)...


Ready to Laugh?

Ready to Laugh?

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Best Blonde Joke A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch some sleep. The lawyer persists and...


Animal Dental Facts

Animal Dental Facts

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*Dogs have 42 teeth   * Cats have 30 teeth * Pigs have 44 teeth * The armadillo has 104 teeth!! * The snail’s mouth is no larger than the head of a pin, but it can have over 25,000 teeth! * The Elephant grinds down its molars and grows new ones. This happens six times in its lifetime! *...


Quote of the Day

Quote of the Day

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People were created to be loved, things were created to be used. The reason why the world is in chaos, is because things are being loved and people are being used! – Unknown...


A Few Funnies!

A Few Funnies!

Quote of the day: Believe that life is worth living, and your belief will help create the fact – William James...


Funny one-liners

Funny one-liners

*Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t. . *If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments. . *A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it. . *Did you know...


13 Old School Dental Instruments

13 Old School Dental Instruments

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13 Creepy Old School Dental Instruments If you think the dentist’s office is scary now, imagine how it was centuries ago when these dental tools were used… Bow Drill (7000 BC)The earliest known dental drills originated around 9,000 years ago in the Indus Valley area of present-day India...


How our Brain Raeds

How our Brain Raeds

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Question It’s Prttey fnuny how we can raed tihs einrte snetnece wtih all tehse ltters all out of palce, and we can cnotniue to keep raednig and sitll mekas snece of waht we are raeding. No mttar how mnay tmies you raed tihs oevr and oevr you can sitll mkae snece of it. How is...


Golfer at the dentist

Golfer at the dentist

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The man said to the dentist, “Doc, I’m in one heck of a hurry. I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anesthetic, I don’t have time for the gums to get numb. I just Want you to pull the tooth, and be done with it! We have a 10:00 AM tee time...


I hate needles!

I hate needles!

The female dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a shot. “No way! No needles I hate needles!” the patient said. The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide and the man objects. “I can’t do the gas thing. The thought of having the gas mask on suffocates Me!” The...


15 REASONS to Smile!

15 REASONS to Smile!

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Everyone loves the quote "laughter is the best medicine," and as anurse, I have experienced the benefits of smiling and laughter with my patients. In fact, smiling can boost your mood and even your immune system. Keep reading for more fascinating facts about our smiles. . Forcing yourself...


MOVIE: The Tooth Fairy

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Who played the lead role in THE TOOTH FAIRY? Watch trailer below for answer....


Dental Fact

Dental Fact

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The second most common disease in the United States is tooth decay. The first is the common cold....


Eat this after meals to decrease chances for cavities

Eat this after meals to decrease chances for cavities

The sequence that foods are eaten can determine the risk for cavities. If you eat sugary foods after meals, you decrease the chance for cavities, as opposed to eating sugary foods alone. How does this work?Plaque bacteria feed on sugary sweets and produce acid that eats away at our teeth and...


Brain exercise

Brain exercise

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What holds water yet is full of holes? (Scroll over image to view answer)...


Smile more often!

Smile more often!

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The average woman smiles about 62 times a day!A man? Only 8! Kids laugh around 400 times a day Grown-ups just 15 Smilers in school yearbooks are more likely to have successful careers and marriages than poker faced peers. We thought this video would make you smile:...


What am I?

What am I?

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If you have me, you want to share me, but if you share me I don’t exist. What am I? (Scroll over the picture to view the answer)...


Sally, George and Frank

Sally, George and Frank

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Sally, George and Frank were picking up their fast food orders: a burger, a plate of fries and a slice of pizza. “Who ordered what?” asked the man at the counter. George didn’t order the pizza, but the boy who ordered the fries thought he did. This was all the waiter needed to know. Who...


Cap it or not?

Cap it or not?

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The popular practice of placing a cap on your toothbrush’s head actually favors bacterial growth on it as moisture is increased in enclosed containers favoring the growth of bacteria. General rule: Just leave your toothbrush as it is, naked!All caps of!...


SMILE more often!!!! :)

SMILE more often!!!! :)

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50% of people say that a smile is the first feature they notice about someone!...


Lose weight while kissing!

Lose weight while kissing!

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For those who are calorie conscious, a 60 – second kiss burns 26 calories....


No cuts and unharmed!

No cuts and unharmed!

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Q: a Man working on a building gets bored while doing his job on the 25th floor so he decides to jump through the window. He does it and lands on the ground, no cuts and is unharmed! How does he do it? ( Hover over the image to view answer.)...