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A few jokes to get you through the rest of the day…

A few jokes to get you through the rest of the day…

Three old ladies are sitting in a diner, chatting about various things. One lady says, “You know, I’m getting really forgetful. This morning, I was standing at the top of the stairs, and I couldn’t remember whether I had just come up or was about to go down. ” The second lady says, “You...


Laughter is sometimes the BEST medicine!

Laughter is sometimes the BEST medicine!

Posted in Dentist Cape Town / The Funny Dentist

Laughter – a gift we can give ourselves and others. Published on January 16, 2011 by Dr. Stephanie Sarkis, Ph.D. in Here, There, and Everywhere Humor really is our saving grace, and it helps keep us psychologically healthy… “Laugh as much as possible, always laugh. It’s the sweetest thing...



Cool ‘Hand’ Art

Cool ‘Hand’ Art

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. http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/61XY9w/www.illusionking.com/body-art-hand-animals/...


Ready to Laugh?

Ready to Laugh?

Posted in Dentist Cape Town / The Funny Dentist

Best Blonde Joke A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch some sleep. The lawyer persists and...


A Few Funnies!

A Few Funnies!

Quote of the day: Believe that life is worth living, and your belief will help create the fact – William James...


Golfer at the dentist

Golfer at the dentist

Posted in Dentist Cape Town / Fun Facts / The Funny Dentist

The man said to the dentist, “Doc, I’m in one heck of a hurry. I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anesthetic, I don’t have time for the gums to get numb. I just Want you to pull the tooth, and be done with it! We have a 10:00 AM tee time...


I hate needles!

I hate needles!

The female dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a shot. “No way! No needles I hate needles!” the patient said. The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide and the man objects. “I can’t do the gas thing. The thought of having the gas mask on suffocates Me!” The...


15 REASONS to Smile!

15 REASONS to Smile!

Everyone loves the quote "laughter is the best medicine," and as anurse, I have experienced the benefits of smiling and laughter with my patients. In fact, smiling can boost your mood and even your immune system. Keep reading for more fascinating facts about our smiles. . Forcing yourself...


MOVIE: The Tooth Fairy

Posted in Dentist Cape Town / Fun Facts / The Funny Dentist / Videos

Who played the lead role in THE TOOTH FAIRY? Watch trailer below for answer....


Dental Fact

Dental Fact

Posted in Dentist Cape Town / Fun Facts / The Funny Dentist

The second most common disease in the United States is tooth decay. The first is the common cold....


Brain exercise

Brain exercise

What holds water yet is full of holes? (Scroll over image to view answer)...


No cuts and unharmed!

No cuts and unharmed!

Q: a Man working on a building gets bored while doing his job on the 25th floor so he decides to jump through the window. He does it and lands on the ground, no cuts and is unharmed! How does he do it? ( Hover over the image to view answer.)...


Make it shorter

Make it shorter

Q: What word gets shorter if you add 2 letters to it? (Hover over the image to view answer.)...


Oral Sex (PG-13)

Oral Sex (PG-13)

Posted in Dentist Cape Town / Dental Jokes / The Funny Dentist

The dentist version of Oral Sex. Although a bit below the belt, we thought this was really funny as one of our patients sent us this joke. Please note this is labeled PG-13 (Pariental Guidance)...


I’ll rather have a baby!

I’ll rather have a baby!

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A lady goes to the dentist. In the chair, the dentist notices a little brown spot on one of her teeth. “Aha, I’ll have to drill this one out!” says the dentist. “Oh no, I’d rather have a child!!!” cries the lady. “In that case, let me adjust the chair first,” replies the dentist....


Yellow teeth…

Yellow teeth…

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Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do? Dentist: Wear a brown tie…...


Orange teeth:  Party trick

Orange teeth: Party trick

Did you know that teeth whitening is the nr. 1 service in the dental office that patients ask for? If you always wanted to have whiter teeth it is as easy as 1,2,3! Just make a 15 min appointment and come and see me for your ‘Ultimate white smile this summer!’ Subscribe to my FREE REPORT on...